You see a weathered looking common man in his mid thirties. He's wearing some standard brigandine armor with the insignia of Wehnimer's Landing emblazoned across the breastplate. A dark red armband near his shoulder marks his place as a regularly paid member of the guard.
ALE
The town guard says, "Ah... an all around perfect liquid. I can't think of
any situation where a cool ale wouldn't be welcome."
ARMOR
The town guard says, "Armor? Try Aznell's Armory. He's usually got a decent
selection."
AZNELL
The town guard says, "One of the better craftsmen in town I'd say. He made
this shield for me when I first joined the guard and it's still as sturdy as
ever!"
BEER
The town guard says, "Definitely the drink for a proper celebration, smooth
with a nice frothy head to it."
BELDRIN
The town guard exclaims, "Did he send you here?! Damnable hairy goblin snot
collector, I told him he'd have his silver next week! Lords of Liabo! A few
meaningless silvers over the limit and he sends every thug he can find after
me!"
BIBLIA
The town guard says, "Surely you've heard of the library of Biblia! Why its
the only worthwhile reason for wanting to visit the Isle of Ornath that I can
think of."
BIN
The town guard says, "Quiet old fella, keeps to himself mostly. Very rare to
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CHOLGAR
The town guard says, "I've been to his house a few times on occasion but it's
just not the same anymore. He never throws those big parties like he used to.
Damnable shame."
CONSTABLE
The town guard says, "He's not what I would call 'relaxed'. Best not do
anything to get on his bad side."
DAKRIS
The town guard says, "He owns the fur shop just inside the main gate on North
Ring Road. Been working that shop as long as I can remember."
DARI
The town guard says, "I'd say you can thank Dari cause without her services,
half the town would be running around naked and take my word for it... that is
a sight you do not want to see!"
ELANTHIA
The town guard exclaims, "Why it's as big as a planet I'm told!"
FEE
The town guard says, "The toll? Well, I know the cost of the gate was raised
quite some time ago, but as I understand it the toll covers upkeep and
maintenance, and of course my salary." The town guard smiles. "To pay the
toll, just GIVE me AMOUNT."
FRITH
The town guard says, "Ol' Frith spends most of his time running his inn. I
still prefer his place to the Thrak when I'm looking for a spot of privacy."
GATE
The town guard says, "It's quite a piece of work eh? I hear it cost over a
million silvers!"
GERT
The town guard says, "Ah good ol Gert. He saved my life once back when we
were just lads. I was poor and starving, and he gave me a doughnut from his
father's shop. Well, there's more to it than that but I sure liked that
doughnut!"
GUARD
The town guard says, "If you're looking for a career in the guard, you'd best
have a sharp eye, nerves of steel, and a great love of standing in one place."
HELGA
The town guard's expression grows softer as he whispers, "Ah... I see you've
heard of the fairest lass in all the lands. I can hardly wait to see her when
my shift is over."
HERM
The town guard says, "He's the only reasonable Krolvin I know. Used to work
over at Elanth's Secure on the east side of town before it shut down. Always
hated me calling him Herm, but I wasn't about to sprain my tongue pronouncing
his real name!"
ICE
The town guard says, "Well, I'm no scholar, but I'd have to say that ice is
frozen water. Yup."
ILVARI
The town guard says, "Now that's a tale best left to a bard. The poor things
used to be peaceful till those all high and mighty um... well, like I said, a
bard should tell that story. Ilvari give me the willies anyway."
JONTARA
The town guard says, "Jontara lies between the Forgotten Sea and the Abandoned
Waters. It also happens to be right under your feet."
KILRON
The town guard says, "Kilron wouldn't give a good deal to his own mother if
she was down to her last silver trying to sell her undergarments!"
KOBOLD
The town guard says, "You can find them through the woods to the northwest. I
hear they like to collect small treasures."
KROLVIN
The town guard says, "Krolvin are a troublesome lot. Always running about
yelling and fighting. Herm was ok though."
MAGIC
The town guard snorts, "Unreliable at best. If your gonna risk your life on
something, I suggest cold hard steel." The guard indicates his broadsword
with a smile.
MAYOR
The town guard says, "A gentleman and a scholar. He got me this job ya know?"
MEAD
The town guard says, "Ah now... mead is best served off the lips of your
favorite lover. Course, a mug will do in a pinch."
NICKNAME
The town guard grimaces and says, "Ok who have you been talking to! One of
the other guards? Let me tell you, they are a bunch of jealous jokers.
Imagine calling me Sleepy behind my back!"
The town guard grumbles.
ORNATH
The town guard says, "Uh, its an island. You know... land... with water
around it."
ROLTON
The town guard says, "Bloody nuisances most of em. Not bad when grilled with
peppers and onions though."
SURTEY
The town guard laughs saying, "We used to call him the tattoo king till we
grew old enough to realize they were scars!"
TAVERN
The town guard says, "You my friend should drop by Helga's Tavern. She'll fix
you up with the smoothest brew in town. Tell her I sent ya!"
TEA
The town guard says, "Gert makes a decent cup of tea, but it's really not my
cup of tea if ya get my meaning."
TOLL
The town guard says, "The toll? Well, I know the cost of the gate was raised
quite some time ago, but as I understand it the toll covers upkeep and
maintenance, and of course my salary." The town guard smiles. "To pay the
toll, just GIVE me AMOUNT."
TYKEL
The town guard says, "Tykel's got the best made weapons in town without a
doubt. No one I know can work mein quite like he can."
VALLEY
The town guard whispers in a low tone, "I'd avoid it if I were you. Infested
with undead and strange magic! Say the wrong thing out there and you could
vanish from this very existence! Of course, that's just a rumor mind you."
WEAPONS
The town guard says, "Nothing like a good broadsword, long, sharp, and
deadly." The guard smiles.
WEHNIMER
The town guard whispers, "Really rolls off the tongue eh?"
The town guard says, "You'll like the landing. Best port this side of
Jontara! Don't forget to stop by Helga's Tavern before you go."
WINE
The town guard says, "Wine is best for either an elegant dinner with a special
person, or for trying to forget that person when they've stabbed you in the
back! A truly multi-purpose liquid."